Okay, so it's not real news, like "Earthquake smothers Tibet rally" and such and such, but apparently Victoria Beckham curtseyed to Julia Roberts.Stop the press indeed.
Perhaps Posh is simply reverting to her insectoid origins: like a giant praying mantis sizing up a giant, throbbing forehead-vein, she crouches, tense, before throwing off her pillbox hair-hat and devouring Roberts' vapid expression--a spray of teeth and arterial face ... the clicking of mantid cheeks.
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Reverse evolution?
Leader of an alien invasion?
That forehead is pitched at an angle which, one way or another, portends the demise of humanity.
I am afraid.
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